The Science: Science is based in reason and much of modern sciences has its foundations in the scientific method: observe, predict, test, analyze, conclude. You may have a great idea about why things work the way they do in the world, but you’ll never know whether your hypothesis is correct unless you test it!
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I got a problem, facing me now
I’ve got correlation, but no causation how
I will consider it under the whole ray of light
But I need a method to help me get it right
So let’s test it, and then we’ll know
Scientific method, a way to show
Line ‘em up, lay ‘em oiut, and put ‘em on their back
I will observe which characters they lack
Spin ‘em over, flip ‘em, put ‘em on their side
I will use a ruler to determine which is wide
So let’s test it, and then we’ll know
Scientific method, a way to show
Correlation, causation confusing me now
A need an answer, what’s causing this and how
I will submit my results to consider
But I won’t give up
I’m no scientific quitter
So let’s test it, and then we’ll know
Scientific method, a way to show