The Science:  Science is based in reason and much of modern sciences has its foundations in the scientific method:  observe, predict, test, analyze, conclude.  You may have a great idea about why things work the way they do in the world, but you’ll never know whether your hypothesis is correct unless you test it!

The Lyrics

I got a problem, facing me now

I’ve got correlation, but no causation how

I will consider it under the whole ray of light

But I need a method to help me get it right

 

So let’s test it, and then we’ll know

Scientific method, a way to show

 

Line ‘em up, lay ‘em oiut, and put ‘em on their back

I will observe which characters they lack

Spin ‘em over, flip ‘em, put ‘em on their side

I will use a ruler to determine which is wide

 

So let’s test it, and then we’ll know

Scientific method, a way to show

 

Correlation, causation confusing me now

A need an answer, what’s causing this and how

I will submit my results to consider

But I won’t give up

I’m no scientific quitter

 

So let’s test it, and then we’ll know

Scientific method, a way to show